making cat noises will not fix the situation.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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