i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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