birth control should be required to get into college
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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