Umm I'm too high to move.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just saw a hot homeless man
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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