Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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