apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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