if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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