It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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