she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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