On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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