Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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