don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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