Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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