Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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