Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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