Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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