The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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