margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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