8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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