im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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