yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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