So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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