gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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