Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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