i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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