do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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