we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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