I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
how does that bad decision feel?
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