Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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