we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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