I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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