Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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