dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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