yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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