Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
