"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
