dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Randomize
