This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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