is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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