she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
