My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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