Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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