What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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