STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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