that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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