OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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