what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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