My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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