69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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