how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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