Can Purell be used as lube?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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