My brain says no but my pants say off.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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