What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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