Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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