Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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