How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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