i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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