Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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